Editor's Note: Not only have I worked with NASA several times, I worked for over a
year in a small building at the NASA/Ames research facility ten feet away from a Titan
rocket. So this one is for nostalgia.
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information will help us to develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.
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2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
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7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to
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_Kickback/Bribe
_Recommended by salesperson
_Speed/Maneuverability
_Comfort/Convenience
_McDonnell Douglas Reputation
_Advanced Weapons Systems
_Price/Value
_Back-Room Politics
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Color TV ___ ____
VCR ___ ____
ICBM ___ ____
Killer Satellite ___ ____
CD Player ___ ____
Air-to-Air Missiles ___ ____
Space Shuttle ___ ____
Home Computer ___ ____
Nuclear Weapon ___ ____
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Sales/Marketing ___ ____
Revolutionary ___ ____
Clerical ___ ____
Mercenary ___ ____
Tyrant ___ ____
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Retired ___ ____
Student ___ ____
13. To help us understand our Customers' lifestyles, please indicate the
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Border Disputes ___ ____
Mutually Assured Destruction ___ ____
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McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
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Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800
St. Louis, MO 55500
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