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Molly and Yetta, two widows, are talking:
Molly: "That nice Morris Finkleman asked me out for a date. I
know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before an
answer I give him."
Yetta: "Vell.... I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctual
like a clock. And like such a mench he dresses. Fine suit, wonderful lining. And he brings
me such beautiful flowers you could die from. Then he takes me downstairs, and what's
there but such a beautiful car... a limousine even, uniformed chauffer and all. Then
he takes me out for a dinner.... Marvelous dinner. Kosher. Then ve go se a show.... Let me
tell you Molly, I enjoyed it so much I could just PLOTZ!
"So then we are coming back to my apartment, and into an ANIMAL he turns. Completely
crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me!"
Molly: "Oy vey... so you're telling me I shouldn't go out with
him?"
Yetta: "No, I'm just saying. If you do, you should wear a
shmatta."
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